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Created on 2007-03-30 16:09:05 (#12613013), last updated 2009-12-08
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Basic Info| Name: | Bring me the nastiest colours known to humanity |
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| Location: | United Kingdom |
BioHello.
I was not given the name blpaintchart at birth, oh no. I adopted it later in life as a tribute to something quite wonderful about my country. In the 1970's, British car manufacturers decided to spray their products in the most vile and lurid colours known to humanity. However, in an attempt to seduce the public with these tones, they hit upon a fabulous solution; to give the colours exotic and tempting names. Thus, Chartreuse, Limeflower, and Harvest Gold became wonderful new names for Bile, Vomit, and Diahorrea. For that ingenuity, I salute them! It goes without saying that, once the cars began to be decorated in more tasteful hues, the country really started going to the dogs. Although at least our retinas got a bit of a rest.
But enough rambling. I'm an impatient, grumpy ball of fury.
Which is probably all you need to know.
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I was not given the name blpaintchart at birth, oh no. I adopted it later in life as a tribute to something quite wonderful about my country. In the 1970's, British car manufacturers decided to spray their products in the most vile and lurid colours known to humanity. However, in an attempt to seduce the public with these tones, they hit upon a fabulous solution; to give the colours exotic and tempting names. Thus, Chartreuse, Limeflower, and Harvest Gold became wonderful new names for Bile, Vomit, and Diahorrea. For that ingenuity, I salute them! It goes without saying that, once the cars began to be decorated in more tasteful hues, the country really started going to the dogs. Although at least our retinas got a bit of a rest.
But enough rambling. I'm an impatient, grumpy ball of fury.
Which is probably all you need to know.
Create your own visitor map!
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